"it" just moved
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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