i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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