moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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