what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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