some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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