So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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