btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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