if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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