Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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