Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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