I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
