no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Randomize
