so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you will always have a special place in my vag
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
ttyl tear gas
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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