Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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