You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i think i just lost a toe
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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