Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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