Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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