please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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