All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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