Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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