I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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