Pappa wants mamma naked
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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