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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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