OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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