question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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