look no pants
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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