Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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