Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I pour the whiskey from now on
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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