We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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