I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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