I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
