im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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