Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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