booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
