whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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