We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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