i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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