I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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