Betty ford says i'm here all night
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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