Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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