Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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