Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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