you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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