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so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
there is glitter all over my balls
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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