i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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