yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
