I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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