last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just high enough for therapy.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
