you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You had me at "let me see your balls"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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