it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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