Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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