At least make sure they are 18
Why
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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