HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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