marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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