problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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