Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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