You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
