its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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